[IF ONLY. And if only they would be of any use here. Missed opportunities . . .
He nods along with her though, bright and attentive.]
Now that you mention it, do we even have a calendar here? How are we supposed to celebrate my, I mean your, birthday without one? This is a serious issue! But that's probably a little much to give you as a quest. Anyhoo, how heavy are we talking here? Say I challenged you to challenge someone not me to a lifting contest!
Oh, I think a way you could manage that would be to celebrate with an unbirthday party. I read about them in a book when I was trying to learn more about Mr. Ace's world! You can have an unbirthday party whenever you like since it's celebrating a day that isn't your birthday. I just hope it doesn't involve any beheadings...
[ thinks a bit on the heavy question. she wasn't really tested on that so much as grip strength so she only has vague estimates. ]
...maybe...a car? A-a little car! Not a big one, like a truck or a tank.
Wow! Seriously?! You humans surprise me every day! I might have to seriously rethink my image of your species. Oh, assuming you're a human and stuff. Sorry~! Either way, that works out just fine! Your quest is to find the heaviest thing in this place that you can carry and find somewhere nice and public outside where you can challenge passersby to match your strength!
[He brings an Echidna token seemingly out of one of his gloves, like a magician, twirling his hands in mid-air and then holding it out to her.]
Aaaaand, you should grab a cute hat from the costume shop and put it out for tips for providing the masses with entertainment in the form of a contest! Add this token to the hat to get the audience warmed up! Afterwards, you can keep the token, but anything else anyone leaves in the hat is mine. Mwahaha~! Er, tee hee.
I-I am a totally normal human! Very ordinary, just a housewife! So you don't have to apologize for assuming that I'm a human because I am.
[ takes the token with a bow of her head, smiling gratefully ]
Thank you! I'll do that right away! And, um, what kind of hat would you think is the cutest? I assume you also would want to keep the hat too, so I want to get you something you find suitable...
Oh, my apologies! They're cute either way but I will absolutely remember they're ears. Anya has ears here but also these-- [ tugs her ears then make a gesture with her pointer fingers where said horns would be sticking out of the head ] --and she's very charming! I don't think she can wiggle them though she's still getting the hang of wiggling her eyebrows and curling her tongue in new ways so maybe she'll get there soon!
Hehehe, not bad! She sounds almost as cute as me! Humans do have basically the worst possible ears when it comes to the cute factor. But she's compensating like a champ!
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He nods along with her though, bright and attentive.]
Now that you mention it, do we even have a calendar here? How are we supposed to celebrate my, I mean your, birthday without one? This is a serious issue! But that's probably a little much to give you as a quest. Anyhoo, how heavy are we talking here? Say I challenged you to challenge someone not me to a lifting contest!
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[ thinks a bit on the heavy question. she wasn't really tested on that so much as grip strength so she only has vague estimates. ]
...maybe...a car? A-a little car! Not a big one, like a truck or a tank.
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[He brings an Echidna token seemingly out of one of his gloves, like a magician, twirling his hands in mid-air and then holding it out to her.]
Aaaaand, you should grab a cute hat from the costume shop and put it out for tips for providing the masses with entertainment in the form of a contest! Add this token to the hat to get the audience warmed up! Afterwards, you can keep the token, but anything else anyone leaves in the hat is mine. Mwahaha~! Er, tee hee.
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[ takes the token with a bow of her head, smiling gratefully ]
Thank you! I'll do that right away! And, um, what kind of hat would you think is the cutest? I assume you also would want to keep the hat too, so I want to get you something you find suitable...
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Hmmmmm, how about a top hat? Something I can wear at a jaunty angle!
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horsehouse?! ]Oh, that would look very jaunty on your horns! I think I can find something that works since your hairstyle is a lot like my daughter's.
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[It's impossible to tell which they are under his hood, but now he wiggles them at her to prove it. Proof of ear.]
But if she looks anything like me, she must be a charmer!
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Either way! I'll definitely find you a perfect top hat and bring back whatever I manage to earn for this quest. Thank you!